The prodigal son returns, does he?
[Lifts the boy in his arms] I’m afraid I’m a bit more vertical than a jungle gym, dear boy. I assume it’s a hair more difficult to scale a person.
…Though I do know someone who can become a jungle gym.
….
Are you suggesting what I think you are?
I…might be.
Lovely.
All in ‘good fun’, I assure you.
‘I am not a child’s toy’, I assure you.
All in ‘good fun’, I assure you.