Not Playing by Your Rules

Jun 02

Jun 01

Erik.

givenoapology:

I have no doubt.

Have you got a particular idea of when you’d like this to take place?

I got d’wine, you got d’set.

Why not now?

Mainly the fact that I am rather out of town at the moment.

Do they make baby-sized helmets?

frostythexman:

givenoapology:

frostythexman:

givenoapology:

frostythexman:

Inquiring minds want to know.

I don’t know who ‘they’ are, but I’m certain the right craftsman could—

Are you talking about Lorna’s child?

Yes sirree Bob. Magnet Jr. is in need of some baby clothes… I thought I’d give you some advance notice to get to the tailor. I’m sure they don’t sell those stunning purple and magenta outfits at the Babys ‘R Us, right?

….Mister Drake, I’m not quite sure whether I should give you a countdown by which to leave my sight, or buy you a drink.

I will happily take a drink. I would like a margarita, strawberry flavored, with sugar on the rim, if you please. And I would like that frozen, of course, but I can take care of that part.

And to think, I thought you didn’t care.

…Countdown it is.

Erik.

cardsandcapers:

givenoapology:

You’re the last person I’d expect to take after Charles Xavier.

But I see no issue with that. It should make for an interesting match.

You’d be surprised, d’number a ways Chahlz an’ I’re similar.

I have no doubt.

Have you got a particular idea of when you’d like this to take place?

mistress-of-magnetism:

givenoapology:

mistress-of-magnetism:

givenoapology:

mistress-of-magnetism:

givenoapology:

mistress-of-magnetism:

givenoapology:

mistress-of-magnetism replied to your post: Father, don’t encourage Bobby.

Try? I thought you were a ‘do or do not’ kind of person…

In cases when I can end something quickly and efficiently, I most certainly am.

Unfortunately, Iceman seems to be a friend of yours.

Seems to be? Uh… prior to Alex, he was my pretty serious boyfriend.

I’m going to take that as express permission to act as I see fit in terms of his various future, and likely-owed, punishments.

…I forgot that one should never mention the word “boyfriend” in conjunction with anyone one wants treated nicely.

*sighs*

It was an honest mistake.

You don’t have to make up for 28 years of absence-ness all at once, you know.

In the case of one Robert Drake, I must disagree.

Dad, he’s a perfectly nice young man who is simply a friend.

And oh my gosh, I just reverted back to being a teenager.

*headdesk*

He’s not going to try asking you to your prom, is he?

Erik.

cardsandcapers:

givenoapology:

cardsandcapers:

Got time fo’ chess?

Well, I do have a rather nice chess set these days.

Mebbe we sit down, have a game, glass a wine?

You’re the last person I’d expect to take after Charles Xavier.

But I see no issue with that. It should make for an interesting match.

mistress-of-magnetism:

givenoapology:

mistress-of-magnetism:

givenoapology:

mistress-of-magnetism:

givenoapology:

mistress-of-magnetism replied to your post: Father, don’t encourage Bobby.

Try? I thought you were a ‘do or do not’ kind of person…

In cases when I can end something quickly and efficiently, I most certainly am.

Unfortunately, Iceman seems to be a friend of yours.

Seems to be? Uh… prior to Alex, he was my pretty serious boyfriend.

I’m going to take that as express permission to act as I see fit in terms of his various future, and likely-owed, punishments.

…I forgot that one should never mention the word “boyfriend” in conjunction with anyone one wants treated nicely.

*sighs*

It was an honest mistake.

You don’t have to make up for 28 years of absence-ness all at once, you know.

In the case of one Robert Drake, I must disagree.

mistress-of-magnetism:

givenoapology:

mistress-of-magnetism:

givenoapology:

mistress-of-magnetism replied to your post: Father, don’t encourage Bobby.

Try? I thought you were a ‘do or do not’ kind of person…

In cases when I can end something quickly and efficiently, I most certainly am.

Unfortunately, Iceman seems to be a friend of yours.

Seems to be? Uh… prior to Alex, he was my pretty serious boyfriend.

I’m going to take that as express permission to act as I see fit in terms of his various future, and likely-owed, punishments.

…I forgot that one should never mention the word “boyfriend” in conjunction with anyone one wants treated nicely.

*sighs*

It was an honest mistake.

Erik.

cardsandcapers:

Got time fo’ chess?

Well, I do have a rather nice chess set these days.

mistress-of-magnetism:

givenoapology:

mistress-of-magnetism replied to your post: Father, don’t encourage Bobby.

Try? I thought you were a ‘do or do not’ kind of person…

In cases when I can end something quickly and efficiently, I most certainly am.

Unfortunately, Iceman seems to be a friend of yours.

Seems to be? Uh… prior to Alex, he was my pretty serious boyfriend.

I’m going to take that as express permission to act as I see fit in terms of his various future, and likely-owed, punishments.